Short Quotes

The relationship between government and the people is similar to that between a shepherd and his flock -- keeping in mind that a shepherd's diet consists largely of mutton.
I don't know what it means to have too much freedom, but I would love to find out.
The U.S. Constitution may not be perfect, but it's better than what we have now.
All of Cuba is a plantation, and everyone there is either a slave or a slave driver. Elian was "sold south" by the Clinton administration.
Why is it every administration makes one miss the previous one? At least Clinton supported free trade.
Governments don't suffer from corruption. Governments exist for the sake of corruption. Everything else is public relations.
If anyone but the government had come out with a retirement program like Social Security, they'd be in jail for fraud.
It is the policy of the FDA that no drug will ever be tested on a human being until it has been proven safe on rats and foreignors.
The right to bear arms has nothing to do with hunting. It's to let us shoot back when they come to burn our books.
The Watermelon Party is green on the outside and red in the center.
Rules for Effective Privitization:
1) Sell it off as quickly as possible.
2) If you can't sell it, give it away.
3) If you can't give it away, contract it out.

Note that contracting out government services should be the last option, rather than the first.
William Travis (commander at the Alamo) was an illegal alien.
In the 2000 election journalists were evenly split in their support: half for Gore, half for Nader.